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12
2011
Sexually Explicit Eggplant
Looking through Phil’s old iphone pictures, I stumbled upon a memorable eggplant. We found this guy in the Peach Blossoms grocery store in Linyi, Shandong, China. It made me giggle. Yeah, I’m a perv. Shoot me. You would have giggled, too. Don’t lie. You are probably giggling right now. And I wont’ mention any egghead jokes, if you won’t. Oops . . . I guess I already did.
Maybe the eggplant should hook up with the rather strange sweet potato I found at Wal-Mart in Columbia. With a little love and some dirty fertilizer action, they’d be having some beautiful Eggtatos in no time. I’d buy it.
