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On our latest trip to Walmart, Phil and I found ourselves standing in the light bulb section. Phil looked at me and asked, “Do you see a cheap three way?”
I started laughing. It took Phil a few seconds to figure out why what he said was so funny. He looked at me and said, “You are such a pervert.”
We looked around for a bit, but couldn’t find one of those newer bulbs that can last several years with a three way function. I hate it when I can’t find things, so I went in search of a Walmart employee. In my mind, I could imagine me bringing an employee back, him/her looking for one, finding it, but it not having a price. This would of course lead the employee to asking someone this question.
“Could you please do a price check on a three way for me?”
Phil’s right. I am a pervert, but I know you laughed, too. So, does that make you a pervert,too? 🙂
Wal-Mart…
I guess you really are back to America. I just hope you visit this depressing store less than once a month.
February 11, 2008 @ 11:46 PM
Phil’s slow. I laughed. There’s nothing wrong with being a pervert.
I say this as I post half naked pictures of women to my blog… Go fig.
February 12, 2008 @ 2:08 AM
I think it was Walmart that offered me a free coffee at their cafe for being a “Senior”. I asked what age you qualified as a senior and was told 60.
I was 51 at the time!
February 12, 2008 @ 2:39 AM
Well, I know Walmart isn’t best known for their great customer service. However, they make up for it with their low prices. Hopefully you found a three-way at a great price and that you were thoroughly satisfied with it. You can pretty much return anything to Walmart, but not sure how it would work in this situation, Gab.
February 12, 2008 @ 1:26 PM
I get more comments on the strangest, on the fly posts.
@Bob – This post was supposed to be about how much Walmart pisses me off, but I decided to postpone it until I had the right words for it. I go there more often than I would like to, but you can’t beat their prices.
@TOPolk – Maybe I should start posting half naked pictures of men on my blog. But I would only put up naked pics of Killian Murphy. I don’t know if those exist though. Although, he was VERY naked in his opening scene of 28 Days Later.
@Dogbait – My Walmart isn’t special enough to have a cafe and if they did, they wouldn’t offer anything free unless you said something about it.
And is it just me, or are the senior ages at places like movie theaters and other places going up. Once 55 was considered senior, then 60, and now it’s something like 62 in some places around where I live at least.
@Jadedconformist – Yeah, Walmart’s customer service blows chicken poo, but their prices aren’t too shabby.
Three way didn’t go quite as planned. Hopefully, it won’t have too much of a dirty feel when we return it.
February 12, 2008 @ 4:54 PM
Gabrielle said, “I get more comments on the strangest, on the fly posts.”
I think it has more to do with the use of certain buzzwords. I think you know what I mean. Maybe you should title each post with a steamy reference of sorts?
Oh, btw, this is erick g. 😉
February 12, 2008 @ 5:20 PM
No naked men. All the women I post on my site are fully clothed… Sometimes only by dental floss, but they’re still clothed. 😉
February 13, 2008 @ 2:10 AM
I can write a deep and meaningful post and hardly get a comment and then when I mention the weather or something equally boring, I get a stack!
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