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I went to the store yesterday to pick up an ingredient for my Mexican Fiesta dish that I had forgotten to get ealier. While I was going, my brother asked me to pick him up some nuts. He gave me five bucks in quarters, and off I went.
I found my ingredient rather quickly, but as I walked the aisles, I couldn’t find the section of nuts. I was about to ask someone to help me find them, but then I realized that there was no good way to say it.
Think about it. These are the questions I thought about asking one of the young men on duty, but thought it sounded perverted.
1. Excuse me, on which aisle can I find your nuts?
2. Could you please point me to your nuts?
3. Where do you keep your nuts?
4. Could you help me find your nuts?
See what I mean, there aren’t any good ways unless you say the specific nut you are looking for, like peanuts.
It would have been funny to see one of the young men’s face had I been brave enough to ask.
LOL. That’s the same problem I run into when I’m at a club. I almost find myself specifically asking a woman for their vagina but I catch myself in time. I don’t want them to misinterpret my intentions. Gotta love a double-entendre, right? So, did you get a hold of your brothers nuts that he paid you to grab for him??
January 11, 2008 @ 7:56 PM
@Erick g – Yes, I did. I tried calling him to see if he wanted his nuts salted or not, but he didn’t answer. So, I just grabbed what I thought were the best nuts, and prayed for the best. Heh.
January 11, 2008 @ 8:26 PM