Oct
17
2005
Japanese War Plant Takes Charge
It is popular belief, or rather a popular fact, that Kudzu was a gift from the Japanese to stop erosion, but as you can clearly see here, the Japanese simply had a long term plan. One of my sources said it went something like this:
“The American’s are far too lazy, and stupid – the Kudzu will get them eventually – and when it does – America is ours.” [Insert Insane Laughter]
Or maybe, just maybe, it is just nature slowly exacting its toll, one poor bench at a time. As you can tell, the pretty bench is losing the battle to the forever feared Japanese War Plant – Kudzu.
Word to the wise – don’t sit anywhere too long or else the Kudzu will creep up behind you and take its wicked revenge out on your sad, poor soul.
You my friend, always make good use of your digital camera and your creativity. That I like. I’d pressure you into updating more often, but I know that creativity like that is hard to push out sometimes.
October 21, 2005 @ 3:44 AM
Great writter and photographer!
October 24, 2005 @ 6:30 PM