Mysterious and Misplaced Logic of a Maniac Gone Awry

Rejection Letter # 19

Gabrielle — Tue, 30 Apr 2013 17:51:01 +0000

I don’t think I actually believed that The Missouri Review would publish “Jenny of Lebanon”, but I had hoped, in some crevice of my damaged heart, that they would have written something more meaningful to me when they rejected me. But alas, they didn’t. Hope, it really is an awful thing. And standard rejections forms are equally as horrible. I have two other places considering her still, but I won’t be hearing back from them anytime soon. And my hopes aren’t very high for them either. They are prestigious literary magazines, and I’m just a random nobody who can string words together. Outside of them, I’m not sure where “JoL” will end up. Like I’ve said before, her length is keeping me from sending her to other places. I’m not sure if I should sit on her until I can find a place, or just self-publish and be done with it. If you happen to know of a magazine that accepts 14,500 word manuscript, please leave the info in the comment section. Thanks.

Rejection # 19 – The Missouri Review

Thank you for giving us the chance to consider “Jenny of Lebanon” for publication in The Missouri Review. Though it does not fit our current needs, we appreciate your interest in our magazine and your commitment to quality writing.

We wish you the best of luck publishing your work and hope you’ll consider sending us more in the future.

Sincerely,

The Editors

Rejection Letter # 18

Gabrielle — Sat, 27 Apr 2013 00:15:41 +0000

Rejections suck. Rejections on Fridays suck worse. Rejections on Fridays after finding out you don’t have enough debt to get a loan is the worst. Yep, you read that right. We don’t have enough debt to qualify for a home loan. Excellent credit, excellent history, but not enough debt. I don’t know how that is even possible. The American Dream is exactly that, a dream. Maybe getting published one day is a dream, too. Sorry for the depressing post. I’m depressed. And now my Braves are losing and my dog is sick. I’m just going to go put my head in the sand. I’ll come back when I feel better.

Rejection # 18 – from Black Warrior Review

Dear Gabrielle Olexa:

Thank you for giving us at Black Warrior Review the opportunity to consider your work. The editors have read your submission and regret that it does not meet our present needs.

We wish you the best of luck placing your manuscript elsewhere.

Sincerely,

The Editors of Black Warrior Review

Rejection Letter Pipeline Backed Up

Gabrielle — Fri, 19 Apr 2013 16:14:54 +0000

Okay, that’s being somewhat negative. It could be that all of the magazines that are due some sort of response for my stories are having a hard time finding the right words to accept them. Hey, anything is possible, right? Ah, dreaming is such a wonderful thing.

By my count, there are five, almost six magazines that I should be hearing from soon. Either I’ve entered the time frame that they usually respond by or close to the date they hope to respond by. Although, those numbers are just guidelines, not promises.

I started another short story the other day. I decided to try to knock out one before I dove head first into “Terminus”, my potential novel. 3,500 words seems more attainable than 100,000.

As always, I’ll keep you updated as I learn stuff. I’m hoping for some positive news. I could use some.

My First Writer’s Group

Gabrielle — Wed, 10 Apr 2013 20:53:08 +0000

I’m about to head out to my first ever writer’s group. It’s something I should have done a long time ago, but I’m a big, fat, lazy toad, so I’m only now getting around to it. I’m hoping I’ll meet some cool people, make some friends (which I am desperate for), and find inspiration for any and all of the ideas I have running around in my head. Although, if I do write and finish any other stories, and I start submitting them to the world, that will just mean more rejection letters that I’ll have to deal with. That’s something I am not looking forward to. Rejections SUCK. But rejections pave the road to success, or so I hear. Here’s to hoping I tap into some creative genius tonight!

Another Day of April, Another Rejection

Gabrielle — Tue, 09 Apr 2013 21:10:43 +0000

9 days, 7 rejections. The good news is that there are more days left in April than remaining possible rejections. Someone, somewhere is bound to accept one of my stories, eventually, right? RIGHT?! I hope so.

Tomorrow I am going to a writer’s group. Maybe I’ll make some friends and gain some motivation in the process. Some local friends would be really great about now. And some motivation wouldn’t hurt either.

Rejection #17 – from Qwerty Magazine

Dear Gabrielle Olexa,

Thank you for submitting “Jenny Kissed Me.” Unfortunately, we have decided not to include your work in our upcoming issue. We receive many more submissions than we can possibly publish, but we wish you the best of luck with your work. We hope you will consider submitting to us again.

Sincerely,
Qwerty Magazine

April Rejections are Piling Up (And It’s Not Even Close to Over)

Gabrielle — Mon, 08 Apr 2013 16:33:40 +0000

I’m really beginning to hate April. It’s been brutal so far. Rejections for 6 out of the 7 days(the 8th day is not over yet) I’ve lived this month.

Rejection #14 – from Tin House (it came on the 4th)

Dear Gabrielle,

Thank you for sending us ‘Jenny Kissed Me.’ Thank you, also, for your patience in waiting to hear back from us. Unfortunately, we must pass at this time.

Best of luck placing your work elsewhere.

Sincerely,

Tin House Editors

Rejection #15 – from The Canary Press (came a long time ago, but I only realized it on the 5th)

Dear Gabrielle,

Thank you for sending us ‘Jenny Kissed Me’,
We really appreciated the opportunity to read your work, but unfortunately this story didn’t make our final cut.

We only publish a very small percentage (less than 1%) of the submissions we receive.

Thanks again for sending us your story and for supporting independent presses. Our first issue is coming out soon…ish. We hope you’ll enjoy it and try us again some time.

Best of luck with your writing, Gabrielle.

Warm regards,
Robert and Andy
- The Canary Press

Rejection #16 – from Indiana Review (came just before I went to bed on the 7th)

Dear Gabrielle Olexa:

We have carefully considered your submission, “Jenny Kissed Me,” and regret that we do not have a place for it in Indiana Review at this time. We appreciate your support and hope you try us again in the future.

The Editors

Three Days of April and the Rejection Letters They’ve Delivered

Gabrielle — Wed, 03 Apr 2013 17:38:34 +0000

It had been so long since I’d received a rejection letter that I’d nearly forgotten what one felt or looked like. So, April, being the meanest month ever, decided to give me three, one for each day so far to make sure I wouldn’t forget anytime soon. Thanks, April, thanks so much.

Rejection #11 – from Slice Magazine

Dear Gabrielle Olexa:

Thanks so much for giving us the opportunity to consider your work for Slice. Due to the high volume of submissions we receive, we regret that we aren’t able to respond to each submission personally. We’ve been thoroughly impressed by the quality of the work that we’ve received. Unfortunately, we won’t be able to include your piece in our next issue of Slice. We’d love to consider more of your work in the future, though, so please do continue submitting to us.

Best wishes,

The Editors

Rejection #12 – from carte blanche

Dear Gabrielle Olexa,

Thank you for sending us ‘Jenny Kissed Me’. We appreciate the chance to read it. Unfortunately, the piece is not right for us at this moment.

Thanks again and best of luck with your writing.

Sincerely,
The Editors
carte blanche

And lucky Rejection #13 – from Pinball

Dear Gabrielle,

We appreciated the opportunity to get to know ‘Jenny Kissed Me,’ but we decided that it’s not for us. The best way to get a feel for what we’re looking for is to get to know Pinball at http://www.thisispinball.com. If you haven’t already, please read what’s available on our site or purchase the ebook of an issue.

Thanks again for sending us your work and best of luck placing it elsewhere.

Sincerely,

The Editors
Pinball

Here’s to hoping April showers bring me May flowers. Some flowers would be nice.

The Crystal Cave: A Novella by Sandra Miller

Gabrielle — Mon, 11 Mar 2013 18:46:25 +0000

My second audiobook, “The Crystal Cave: A Novella” by Sandra Miller, is now available for purchase through Audible and Amazon and it should appear in the iTunes market in a day or so.

Here’s the synopsis:

Taran shouldn’t exist. And if the most powerful necromancer in the world has his way – he won’t.

Taran’s life is full of contradictions.

In a world where sorcery doesn’t exist, young Taran is a sorcerer. Dreams should be harmless and private, but Taran’s entire village dies, because of a dream. He has a frightening, unique talent, powerful enemies, and murderous vengeance to seek.

Why was his hometown ruthlessly destroyed? Why do horrible events continue to follow him wherever he goes?

He must face his fate, and find his freedom, in the Crystal Cave.

If you’re interested, just click on one of the links above. I hope you enjoy it! As always, tell all your friends and family.

Rejection Letters Here, There and Everywhere

Gabrielle — Mon, 11 Mar 2013 18:32:32 +0000

Boo hiss. More rejections.

I’ve gotten three since my last update. One the night before my vacation started, one during, and one shortly after I got back. Each of them were form letters. So, that makes a total of ten rejections. Two more for “Jenny Kissed Me” and one more for “Jenny of Lebanon”.

Rejection #8 – from West Branch

Dear Gabrielle Olexa:

Thank you for submitting to West Branch. We read every story, poem, and essay submitted to us carefully, and we delight in publishing both established and emerging writers. Unfortunately, we are not able to accept your work for publication at this time.

We appreciate your interest in the journal, and we wish you the best in your writing.

Sincerely,

The Editors of West Branch

Rejection # 9 – from New England Review (I was most bummed about this one.)

Dear Gabrielle Olexa,

Thank you for giving us the chance to read ” Jenny of Lebanon.” While we have found that it’s not a good fit for the New England Review, we wish you the best in placing it elsewhere and appreciate your interest in our magazine.

Sincerely,
The Editors
New England Review

Rejection #10 – from The Literarian

Dear Gabrielle,

Thank you for sending me “Jenny Kissed Me.” I’m sorry to say I can’t make an offer on this one.

Very best,

Dawn Raffel

Second Audiobook Update

Gabrielle — Mon, 25 Feb 2013 16:37:42 +0000

My second audiobook has now been submitted to the author for approval. If she likes it, and I think she will, it will then get put through QC at ACX. Last time that took a month, but I’m hoping they’ll be faster this time.

Now I’ve got to figure out what I want to do next, once I get back from sister’s wedding in Florida. Either I am going to tackle my friend’s book, “Even Hell Has Knights” or I may try doing another short audiobook from those available for audition on ACX.

I’ll keep you updated – whoever you are.