Sexually Explicit Eggplant

bya Gabrielle at 12:09 AM

Looking through Phil’s old iphone pictures, I stumbled upon a memorable eggplant.  We found this guy in the Peach Blossoms grocery store in Linyi, Shandong, China.  It made me giggle.  Yeah, I’m a perv.  Shoot me.  You would have giggled, too.  Don’t lie.  You are probably giggling right now.  And I wont’ mention any egghead jokes, if you won’t.  Oops . . .  I guess I already did.

Maybe the eggplant should hook up with the rather strange sweet potato I found at Wal-Mart in Columbia.  With a little love and some dirty fertilizer action, they’d be having some beautiful Eggtatos in no time.  I’d buy it.

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