I decided to check the in-box of my old Yahoo Mail account the other day. I check it every now and again to see if anyone may have sent an email there instead of to my new Gmail account. Apparently, it had been a long while since I last checked it because I had 1126 messages waiting for me when I signed in. Of the 1126 messages that I sifted through, 1125 of them were spam. The one email that wasn’t spam had been sent accidentally by Phil many months ago. Of the remaining 1125 messages that had infiltrated by in-box, one in particular caught my eye. The title of the message is what made me click on it. I just couldn’t turn down a part time job in helping eradicate the Native Ninjas.
Here is the first part of the message. The rest of it was your normal boring spam message and I won’t bore you with it. I wish all of my spam emails were as amusing as this one!
HUNGYAN HAOLONG AGRO ALLIED PLASTICS & MOULD CO. LTD
JINGQI ROAD WEST INDUSTRY ZONE HUNGYAN CHINA 31802
Forgive me for intruding on your personal space and microwaving your hamster, especially as we have never met before. Please be aware that I do not want to offer this position to the native ninja’s that are running amok in your country.
The image below wasn’t included in the email, of course, but I wanted to post it anyway. I found it by randomly searching for ninja images. It made me laugh.