Oct
04
2005

Under Construction

bya Gabrielle at 3:53 AM

I know. I know. I am a very, very bad blogger and I should be ashamed of myself.

And I am.

But I have excuses. Real ones.

Seriously.

Life and my evil job have been hectic. I’ll go into details later, but I’ll tell you that it involves Satan, hundreds of Squirrels, a truck full of chocolate covered pecans, and a bottle of tequila. And well, one very long night.

Leaves you wanting more, doesn’t it? Thought so.

Well, with that I shall leave you. I’ve got to kill Satan, catch my nutty squirrels, who are driving under the influence of tequila whilst driving the truck full of chocolate covered pecans. I don’t believe I will be getting any sleep tonight.

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